Vampire Bats are the only species of bat that can walk, jump, and even run on the ground. This is especially important to them, as it means they can quietly approach their prey without the sound of flapping wings disturbing them.
Honestly in all of these stories these poetic white men who somehow end up immortal get so bored and miserable because they just sit in their mansion all day doing whatever it is they need to do in order to sustain their immortality and then they just throw lavish parties and organize orgies or whatever and then they’re like “why am I sad I eat three course meals and have at least one orgy daily what MORE could I POSSIBLY need??”
Like???? Damn go for a walk. Do you even KNOW your neighbors? Get a dog and take it to the park. Set up an elaborate fish tank. Go skiing like you’ve been alive for 200 years and you’ve spent 180 of it in your house looking at paintings and drinking wine with other rich assholes no wonder ur life sucks my man.
Buy a canoe.
this post was specifically targeting dorian grey.
Fun fact: There are only two “pure bred” (not crossbred with domestic cattle) American bison herds left on Earth. One is based in Yellowstone National Park and the other in Wind Cave National Park.
All other herds are either satellite herds of these two OR possess some level of cattle gene introgression. Basically, unless it’s a satellite herd of those two, all the bison you see elsewhere or even buy for consumption is “beefalo.”
I highly recommend following Dr. Moudhy al-Rashid on Twitter. She’s great. (this screencapped Twitter thread starts here)
Also, holy shit Tumblr has become a pain in the ass to use. Tried posting this earlier.
